Jack's Vices

A random grave in Russia by Me.

I never want to be burried, they can just reduce me to ashes and give me back to nature. But if for some reason I am going to be burried, I wish it to be a big obnoxious grave like the one in the picture. To be more specific, a big plot of land with some flowers, maybe a tree, a statue of me, the dog I never had and the parrot I always wanted. Maybe even add a big black bear, just for fun.